Oh the things they say...

Me: Anthony, you’re not in this class. Where are you supposed to be?

Anthony: I gots to check in on you, Ms. Millie. Make sure I don’t need to kill sum’n for you...like...a mouse...

Written on TT’s vocab worksheet: “Spontaneous definition: Unplanned. Example: Being without a sex organ.

Rob (on Anne Frank and her boy interests): This gal be freeeeak-ay!

Rashonda: Is you gonna gonna take my phone? Cuz if you is, imma need you to check my texts, okay?

Mariah: Ms. Millie, I finna knock Billy.

Me: Can you wait till after you leave my class?

Mariah: Billy, Ms. Millie say she finna knock you n' mess you up for me after class!

Travion: Damn, if I had to ask a girl’s father to date her I’d never get no damn girl!

Me: Miyai, you can not trade me a pack of condoms for a pencil!!

Miyai: Why not?? You know I'll need them back.

Me: How was your Halloween, Chica?
Chica: Good! I went to a costume party!
Me: Awesome, what did you dress up as?
Chica: Well, it was a Bras n’ Thongs party, sooo...

Rob: What’s this “star-crossed lovers” shit? Stars don’t mean shit.

Lala: Ms. Millie, you know those Shakespeare double entendres you were telling us about? Well, that one just went over your head.

Me: Mark, did you just throw a recyclable in my trash can?

Mark: No, this is a special kind of soda can that is made from this weird non-recyclable material, I swear, it's made out of this stuff that can't......yeah, I did.

Victoria: Ms. Millie, have you found out that your boyfriend be cheatin' on you yet?

Me: .....

Victoria: *shakes head* Only a matter of time...

Derek: Ms. Millie, have you ever been with a black man? Would you ever be with a black man? Is the answer to #3 an adverb? Do you think your boyfriend would ever be with a black girl? Would you ever go with a black girl??